ryan velting's photography, ramblings, and rants..

wishing i could teleport myself to friday… #
@sara_elaine really really do… bad…. in reply to sara_elaine #
will certainly try.. You too! #
@AbbyHart for real! Gonna be a long week!! in reply to AbbyHart #
Black sheep, when Chris Farley’s top bunk collapses onto David Spade’s bottom bunk… Yeah.. Awesome…. #
@Gamblest may as well start mine [...]

Paint more of house, check. Paint front door, check. Work on Jeep, check. Save sparrow from impending death, check. Feel like a super hero.. #
@AnnieVanderLaan that’s what I was saying yesterday! Sooo hideous.. in reply to AnnieVanderLaan #
great…. hear something up in the attic… raccoon? opossum? going to explore, gun in hand… #
very tempted to [...]

Meijer = infinately > Family Fare #
@becarp hmmm.. Not really sure, never been to one that I can remember.. May have to check one out sometime.. in reply to becarp #
Desperate Housewives is a TT?? The show is old and broke.. Should be called Desperate Housewhores…. #
@AbbyHart false. in reply to AbbyHart #

So glad this miserable day has finally come to an end… #
@sara_elaine for REAL…. in reply to sara_elaine #
Tourette syndrome fascinates me.. What makes them use profanity and obscene gestures??? Why not sesame street songs and thumbs ups??? #
Ever feel like your life is just a game of russian roullette with a fully loaded pistol? [...]