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February 14th, 2007 · 23 Comments

Thursday 13 - 13 Reasons Women are Better Than Dogs..

Alright, you asked for it.. Last week’s Thursday Thirteen we covered 13 reasons dogs are better than women.. I don’t know what I was thinking, as 91% of my readers are women!!! Due to the backlash from many of my readers, and due to the request of tnchick, I have compiled 13 reasons Women are better than Dogs…

1. Last time my dog made dinner, it was not very good.
2. Most Women will typically leave the room to fart.
3. Dogs do not have opposable thumbs with which to give back rubs.
4. A woman does not usually create a huge mess by shaking off after getting out of the shower.
5. Most women will at least ask first before eating food off your plate.
6. Women look good wearing sweaters.
7. It is socially acceptable to have sex with a woman.
8. Although they only have 2, a woman’s breasts are far more interesting.

Ok, well, since I only came up with 8, the rest will be how Women and Dogs are the Same..

9. Neither believe that silence is golden.
10. You can never tell what either of them is thinking.
11. Neither understand football.
12. Both are good at pretending that they’re listening to every word you say.
13. Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.

Alright, before you start with the backlash again this week, please take the previous list purely as humor, and entirely in good fun..

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23 responses so far ↓

  • Miranda // Feb 15, 2007 at 12:30 am

    LMAO - 91% women readers? Your a brave man.

    Great list!

    I think I may have to do a guy bashing one :P .

    Happy TT!

  • Ryan // Feb 15, 2007 at 12:47 am

    Yes.. which makes me think.. No WONDER my readership has dwindled these past few weeks…

    LOL..

    I look forward to your guy bashing one. :)

  • Gattina // Feb 15, 2007 at 1:45 am

    Ha, ha that’s great ! I have done the same a few weeks ago for TT but it was about cats not dogs.

  • Raggedy // Feb 15, 2007 at 3:49 am

    hahahahaha!
    Terrific Thursday Thirteen!
    My TT is posted.
    Have a wonderful day!
    Happy TT’ing!
    *^_^
    (=’:'=)
    (”)_ (”)Š
    Raggedy

  • Caylynn // Feb 15, 2007 at 8:04 am

    Too funny! But I thought chocolate was poisonous to dogs? Or is it only cats that are affected by it? (I guess I’ll have to do some googling.)

    Thanks for the laughs. :) Happy T13. :)

  • Uisce // Feb 15, 2007 at 9:49 am

    I’ll agree with all but one, but I won’t say which one! :) happy TT, mine’s up!

  • Waspgoddess // Feb 15, 2007 at 10:07 am

    Groan… just getting off the sofa where I’ve been sitting scoffing chocolate all afternoon… I think it was five pounds I ate (or was it 5 kilos?).

  • Deborah // Feb 15, 2007 at 10:41 am

    Can’t wait to show these lists to my hubby. :)

  • Gene Bach // Feb 15, 2007 at 2:45 pm

    Very funny list. True, but funny. LOL!

  • Laughing Muse // Feb 15, 2007 at 3:26 pm

    I’d do a guy-bashing one; but…too easy. No sport. :D

    Besides, I’m very much a cat person. I’ll just pretend I don’t see you…

  • eliza // Feb 15, 2007 at 4:29 pm

    hmmm…

    brave soul! hahahha!

  • yoshi // Feb 15, 2007 at 6:17 pm

    go ryan! :) You make me proud. *wipes tear* LOL

    Yeah, no one ever understands it’s all in humour! guys love women, really! (well not all guys. :P )

  • Ryan // Feb 15, 2007 at 6:45 pm

    Hey Yoshi!!

    Yes, I certainly do hope that everyone understands all in good fun..

    Yes, guys love women.. well as you said, MOST guys love women, which is something that I will never fully comprehend.. “Not that there’s anything wrong with that” - (Seinfeld)

    Have a great day Yoshi!

  • Carrie // Feb 15, 2007 at 6:46 pm

    LOL! YOU NUT! So funny! Thanks for the laugh!

  • Ryan // Feb 15, 2007 at 9:19 pm

    :]

    I AM a nut…….

  • Di // Feb 15, 2007 at 9:29 pm

    Football??? I can call off-sides! I know what a quarterback sneak is (besides that guy I dated in high school). I once served drinks to Dan Marino. My husband’s assistant was a Miami Dolphins Cheerleader! Say what you want…but I know football!

  • Milan - zzz // Feb 16, 2007 at 5:38 am

    Definitively one of the best TTs I’ve read! And one of those I completely agree with!

    Cheers!

  • Tami Young // Feb 16, 2007 at 9:42 pm

    Now this is greatness! But only eight! Oh well. But I think you’ve got men and women mixed up on #12 since women listen all too well & men are the ones that glaze over and day dream into some fantasy world while “listening”! hehe

  • Coldfire // Feb 16, 2007 at 10:38 pm

    Hmmm..I really enjoy farting (and won’t leave a room to do it, either), I understand football and I’m a great listener. I will cop to the chocolate scarfing, though. :)

    So why am I single?

  • Teena in Toronto // Feb 17, 2007 at 12:33 pm

    Ha! Very funny! My dog looks good in a sweater, though :)

    Mine’s up too :)

  • Julia // Feb 17, 2007 at 7:48 pm

    Good save! I was getting ready to comment on the previous list when I saw this one.

    No worries though, I was going to give you a pass for three reasons:
    1. I love your photography.
    2. We both like Nora Jones.
    3. You’re a man and simply didn’t know any better!

    Thanks for all the fun reads.

    Excuse me while I leave the room to fart.

  • Mrs Lifecruiser // Feb 21, 2007 at 1:47 pm

    I rest silence, since I’m known for thinking like a man…. *lol*

  • margaret // Mar 22, 2007 at 6:32 pm

    Just as funny as the other one.

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