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May 3rd, 2007 · 15 Comments

Thursday 13.. Search Strings..

For lack of any creative ideas for Thursday Thirteen, but still wanting to participate, here are 13 Strange/Funny/Unusual Search Strings which somehow led people to my blog:

1. strep throat photos
2. anna nichole smith
3. professional sleeper
4. toothless hillbilly images
5. nasty throat sucks
6. how fast can aligators run
7. swollen liver
8. arrests in michigan on april 13th 2007
9. women fart
10. please shoot me
11. leaf
12. free ecards
13. my life is just a dream

Many others were just absolutely hilarious, but where not quite appropriate.. Oh my gosh, seriously! People search for some CRAZY things, and for some reason I’m showing up!!

Have a great day everyone!

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15 responses so far ↓

  • damozel // May 3, 2007 at 12:58 am

    “Toothless hillbilly images” and “please shoot me” were my personal favorite—I wish you had linked to where the queries landed.

    Love your photographs, BTW—I definitely will vote for you (if a non-blogger voter is permitted to do so).

  • Ryan // May 3, 2007 at 1:02 am

    Ha! I was going to include the landing pages, but ran outa time. I may have to go back and do that.

    And of course, any and all votes count, are much appreciated! And thank you!

  • Ryan // May 3, 2007 at 1:06 am

    Oh, and thank you very much for the compliment on my photography! I really appreciate it. :]

  • Kai // May 3, 2007 at 2:18 am

    HAHA Those are priceless!

    Swollen liver = you’d better slow down on the Merlot baby!

    Arrests in Michigan = was there more to that story which you didn’t tell us??

    Nasty throat sucks = I don’t think that’s a PG search!

    Women fart = Claire?????

    hehe

  • Karen (Miscellaneous Mum) // May 3, 2007 at 2:42 am

    Great TT list!! One day I’ll have to do something like it! I get some doosies…

  • Claire // May 3, 2007 at 9:21 am

    I want to see the inappropriate ones!
    Today i got a search for ‘ryan love velting’ in between the ‘men in panties’ searches. So you are famous! is love your middle name?

    I have dedicated a post on my blog to it :)

    and no, i am lady! no farting here :(

  • Dragonheart // May 3, 2007 at 9:55 am

    Wow, people really do search for some strange things, don’t they? The only one of those that makes any sense is free ecards. :) Your photos make beautiful cards! :D

  • Akelamalu // May 3, 2007 at 12:01 pm

    After reading Claire’s post on panties and you I just couldn’t resist popping over to have a look!

    Fantastic photographs.

  • JAM // May 3, 2007 at 12:48 pm

    I love these kinds of lists. I tried looking mine up, and none of the searches that ended up at my blog were interesting enough to make a list.

    Nice photograpy here. I’ll be back to check out past posts.

  • Ryan // May 3, 2007 at 12:55 pm

    Ha ha!!! Kai! Yeah, swollen liver - what the heck!!!

    And no, nothing more to the arrest story than whats been told, I do have some great ones from back when I was a bit more of a hellion though. LOL..

  • Cindy Swanson // May 3, 2007 at 12:58 pm

    I keep wanting to use this idea for a TT, and keep forgetting. Among the top searches leading people to my blog is “cartoon yourself.” I blogged about that once, and people from all over the world come looking for it! Who knew?

  • Autofocused // May 3, 2007 at 2:19 pm

    Show us the toothless hillbillies! You’re hiding them from us!!!

  • pussreboots // May 3, 2007 at 5:34 pm

    Fun list. I might have to crib from you for a future TT.

  • Lisa // May 5, 2007 at 12:08 am

    Do people actually search for toothless hillbilly images? ;)

  • aimee/greeblemonkey // May 9, 2007 at 12:06 am

    that is hilarious! yours are way weirder than mine!

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