1. www.penisland.net - A place to purchase writing utensils, not the land of male genitalia..
2. www.speedofart.com - An art related website, not what occurs while swimming after eating burritos..
3. www.powergenitalia.com - Ha Ha.. i love this one.. the Italian Power Generator company..
4. www.cummingfirst.com - Cumming First United Methodist Church. I don’t even know what to say here..
5. www.gotahoe.com - Got a hoe or interested in taking a vacation to Lake Tahoe?
6. www.dicksonweb.com - Dickson manufactures instruments for monitoring temperature, humidity, and pressure.
7. www.therapistfinder.com - Need a therapist? Find one here!
8. www.molestationnursery.com - Ha! The Mole Station Native Nursery could have thought this out better!
9. www.whorepresents.com - Supposed to be read “Who Represents”.. Celebrity agent locator.
10. www.mammotherection.com - Mammoth Scaffolding Company.. My goodness…
11. www.ipanywhere.com - need computer software? Here you go..
12. www.choosespain.com - “Choose Spain” or “Chooses Pain”??? haha..
13. www.expertsexchange.com - lol.. not sex change.. Expert programmers exchange advice.. (looks like they have relocated to experts-exchange.com)
Maybe its the pain killers I’m on right now for my Strep Throat… but I simply cannot stop laughing at some of these…
Stumble it!
20 responses so far ↓
Crystal // Mar 29, 2007 at 12:44 am
LOL! This is one of the funniest TTs I’ve ever read.
Kai // Mar 29, 2007 at 3:20 am
What’s bad is that my mind read it the naughty way right away - I had to concentrate to read what it really meant!
The Tahoe one is killer!
What are you doing up so late anyway? I thought you were sick? (faker) lol
Autofocused // Mar 29, 2007 at 5:14 am
Excellent
I know the rapist finder is genuine for sure, they had an opp on PPP recently because they’ve just changed their name.
I wonder why……?
Riley Merrick // Mar 29, 2007 at 6:39 am
Mammoth Erection…how disappointing it’s not what it says it is. *snicker*
These are classic; thanks for the laugh.
Claire // Mar 29, 2007 at 8:30 am
Go to go that church!lol!
Claire // Mar 29, 2007 at 8:31 am
Crap that was meant to say got to go that church!
Ryan // Mar 29, 2007 at 11:12 am
LOL! I DO go to church (although admittedly its been a little while)…
yoshi // Mar 29, 2007 at 11:56 am
that’s hilarious. My own company had an issue with their site name too. we had to change it eventually.
Claire // Mar 29, 2007 at 12:10 pm
You go to that church? typical man!
Ingela F. Hyatt // Mar 29, 2007 at 12:12 pm
Absoutely hilarious Ryan!
I love your list…nothing like a good laugh in the morning…
Ryan // Mar 29, 2007 at 12:34 pm
Ha, actually Claire, if truth be told… I most certainly do NOT go to that church…. lol..
Ryan // Mar 29, 2007 at 12:36 pm
Hi Ingela!
Thank you for stopping by! Yeah, I actually got a good laugh out of these myself.
Thanks for taking the time to comment!
Jennifer // Mar 29, 2007 at 4:05 pm
Thanks for the laugh! Some of those places should have thought it through before selecting those names…I bet some of the websites are blocked by firewalls and they’re innocent sites!
Denise Patrick // Mar 29, 2007 at 5:48 pm
Very funny! Had to get my mind outta the gutter to read them appropriately!!! Thanks for the laughs.
Travis // Mar 29, 2007 at 6:07 pm
I’m not on pain killers, but now I need some because my ribs are killing me. Those were freaking hilarious.
Why is it that the eye reads the naughtiness first? And then to read what the site really is…that just makes it funnier.
Claire // Mar 29, 2007 at 7:33 pm
lol! glad to hear it
helena // Mar 29, 2007 at 9:22 pm
SOme of them I have heard of,,,but most of them I have not. Very funny. I have a picture I took a few years ago up in Maine,,,I was sick with a bug,,and {J} thought I was illusinating when we rode past this Piano store…I made him turn around…Some kids did a play on words and the lighted sigh up at night said….”used Penis for sale”…..luckily I have the pic to prove it,,,,next day it was back to used piano’s for sale,,,lol
Tami Young // Mar 29, 2007 at 11:00 pm
What fun! I can’t believe that the people choosing the web name wouldn’t have noticed how awkward their site names are. What a hoot! These sites will definitely be shared because it’s so stinkin’ funny… I’m still laughing too & my husband thinks these are the funniest things ever, he just wants to send the addresses to his construction buddies & watch the disappointment in their faces! hehe!
morgen // Mar 31, 2007 at 9:59 am
whore presents is my favorite, although cummingfirst puts a smile on my face!
Alissa // Apr 25, 2007 at 1:49 pm
Now THAT is how a 13 list should be done! I laughed the whole way!
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